Urodzinowy seks od gorącej kadencji siostry Lux

Happy birthday, bro! I brought you these balloons. Have you been having a good day?

Good. You know, I got you another present too, but it's kind of an awkward thing for me to bring up.

You know, it's just like, ever since my dad married your mom, I don't know, I kind of feel like I've developed a crush on you over the years.

And I don't know, I just kind of figured maybe we could make your birthday special.

I mean, look, it's not that weird, right? It's just two people who have a mutual attraction to each other and happen to live in the same house and their parents are married.